It’s been a minute since anyone has posted shit on here. I actually kind of miss throwing shit up on So Many Shrimp. I think I’m going to start posting stuff up again on the random. There’s a lot of stuff I’ve been bumping lately that I want people to know about so I figure fuck it throw it on somanyshrimp. I doubt many people are going to see it since people pretty much think this shit is dead but fuck it. I don’t know if David or anyone else is going to throw shit up. I haven’t talked to anyone about it this blog making a comeback or anything. I’m just gonna do my thing and see what happens.
Anyways moving on to some music. The first thing I’m throwing up is the new mixtape that the Lazer Sword homies just dropped, Blap To The Future.
If you ain’t up on Lazer Sword you need to get up on some future shit. LL and Lando Kal are on some next shit. The sound doesn’t really have a name, Sasha Frere Jones called it lazer bass and a few shitty journalists tried to run with that. I don’t like the name though but then I call this shit laptop stutter/turbo crunk. Whatever fuck a name, shit don’t need a fucking box. Just know that this shit sounds like Mr Fusion and Short Circuit shoving metallic cocks into Rosie The Robot Maid while Max Headroom explodes into the pixelated jizz that is the future of neon atari sex. Yeah that’s what this shit sounds like. Naw but really these dudes are taking you on a megamix of blips, blaps, stutters and raps that collide into craze collage of dopeness. You hear that crunk shit, that hyphy shit, that glitch shit, that bass shit, just a ton of influences coming at you fullspeed without any regard for bullshit constraints. That’s why these dudes are bring you the future. You need to get up on this stuff. Out of all the dudes doing this kind of style Lazer Sword are some of my favorites. They fuck with that rap shit harder and better than most of the kids attempting this style. Peep game cause I fucking said so. The future is coming, get ready or get put on your ass.