So today we found out a bunch of sorry ass bloggas are coming from some dumbfuck site called Metafilter. Apparently metafilter is some fucking uberblog for a bunch of soft ass bitches who are so fucking weak with their blog game they must resort to going to some bitchmade site that serves all their blog needs. Basically its a blog composed of links from softer blogs. None of those motherfuckers can carry their fucking weight so they got to rely on a whole fucking army of sorry ass nerds to carry them over. According to metafilter the place exists “to break down the barriers between people, to extend a weblog beyond just one person, and to foster discussion among its members.” This translates to a bunch of weaksauce ass bitches who have shitty blogs that no one reads so they have to resort to posting on some supernerdtron site just so people will bother to click on the weakass links. Fucking shit they got motherfuckers named “falconred” what the fuck kind of shit is that? Punk motherfucker has been watching too much airwolf or some shit.
Then we got some fucking soft ass bitch trying to say the Shrimp is on the black people love us tip. Fuck you bitch. The Shrimp isn’t trying to get a bunch of sorry ass love from the internet. We are here to tell you that you’re a fucking bitch. Straight up and down, we keep this internet shit thorougher than a motherfucker. You think I give a fuck about some bullshit ass website that links to “mainstream baptists?” Are you out your goddamn fucking mind??? Fuck your sorry ass shit, motherfuckers can’t even step to this shit. The Shrimp will brush you off with a motherfucking low hand fan all fucking saucy like. You sorry bitches best skeet skirt the fuck on out of here.
Fucking christ you weak motherfuckers have a terms section that consists of “terms” like “thread” and “comment.” If you stupid motherfuckers get confused by that shit you need to take your pitiful asses back to some fucking ezboard shit cause you ain’t ready for this blog game. For real, if a motherfucker is so goddamn stupid they don’t understand the term comment then you might as well replace your brain with a hard turd cause thats just about all your dumbass is fucking worth.
Seriously, don’t even bother linking to the Shrimp until you’re at least on the level of a motherfucking aol user you soft bitches.