I hate this motherfucker. Fuck his umbrella, fuck his bowties, and fuck his shitty ass rapping. Apparently when you sign up to become Puffy’s personal bitch you also become a fucking rapstar. I can’t stand this guy. According to him he doesn’t even rap, “What I do is to be referred to as `dissertation over instrumental.’ ” And people thought anticon was pretentious? Its all some bullshit attempt to make him out to be with worldy renaissance man. I think he’s a eloquent piece of shit. The guy is even starting his own line of luxury umbrellas. My fucking god how stupid do you have to be to buy this shit. Sweet crap the man refers to his goddamn socks as “men’s hosiery.” SOCKS!!! What the fuck bitch, they are goddamn socks, get it right you fucking jackass. Farnsworth wants to bring back the “gentleman” but I think he’s trying to bring back the bitchman. What guys need to learn about is how to fix their goddamn cars not how to do a fucking four-in-hand knot with an overpriced tied. Fuck Farnsworth Bently and his motherfucking pocket squares.
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