iTunes Is Hating On The Shrimp

So a while back we got this email from itunes about doing some link share program where we post up songs and link to their site. If people buy the mp3’s then we get some money. It sounded cute and as long as they didn’t try to regulate our content then we figured we’d do it. Today we find out that iTunes has reject this websites application for their linkshare program. This is the list of possible reasons they gave us:

— The content is unrelated to iTunes

— Your site is temporarily down or under construction ¿-please make sure to apply again after 2 weeks.

— A wrong or misspelled URL given in the application. Please correct the problem and apply again.

— Your site is aesthetically unpleasing

— Your site promotes tobacco, alcoholic beverages or excessive drinking/drug use

— Your site contains extreme religious content

— Your site is international (with a majority of visitors based OUTSIDE the US. or written in a foreign language)

If any of the above problematic criteria can be resolved, we look forward to your reapplication.

What a bunch of bullshit. They could have at least manned up and told us why but then again maybe we are just too aesthetically unpleasing for a bunch of bitch ass macintosh users. Was the Lil Kerry picture not good enough for those bitches? Or are they scared of the Ice Cube picture? Whatever the reason them fools is soft and don’t even know about our blog game. We finna takeover this hiphop blog game. Just you watch. The day of reckoning is coming soon and we will destroy this shit. We don’t care if motherfuckers don’t want to respect us because we going to take that shit. Fuck all them hating ass bloggers who don’t want to let the shrimp shine. Tuck your chains and guard ya grills because we’re going to be snatching your piece of shit archives and your motherfucking movable type. Ante up you fucking pussies. Motherfuckering haloscan comments aren’t even safe anymore. The Shrimp will fuck you’re bitch ass sidebar up. Those pussy ass livejournal motherfuckers ain’t safe either, we’re gonna put the hurt on all your punk bitches. You don’t want to linkshare with us well then fuck you bitch. We will shit on your bitchmade links. The internet ain’t safe from the Shrimp.

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