Condom (w)rappers

Young Ready feat. Max Minelli & C-Loc – 1 Rubber prod. by Mouse

(h/t muzikfene) In the tradition of J-Zone’s “trojan war” comes a condom track from Trill ENT. Good to see some new material since a lot of the non-blograp shit seems to get buried in the mountain of ATL trapper traxx, & since Boosieanna 4 there hasn’t been too much Trill Ent. material out there. Reasons this joint is hot-as-fuck: 1) “1 rubber in my pocket” is a funny-ass hook, 2) verses from Max Minelli & C-Loc, Lil Boosie associates & members of the Concentration Camp!! Good to see they’re still affiliated 3)
I got 1 rubber in my pocket
i will beat it out the socket
the package was very shockin when i whipped it out them boxers
9 times outta 10 she prolly lookin for a profit
all she gon get from me is this one rubber in my pocket
them trojans have ya rollin
them magnums they whats happenin
them lifestyles nahhhhhhhh just use em if i have to

4) Best Mouse beat ever — the bass just rips thru the stratosphere. Would love to hear this on a huge club system.

I also wanna say: how cool it is that Spice 1 recognizes that Trill Ent is whats hot right now?

Here’s some old Concentration Camp w/ C-Loc & Max Minelli

Anyone else think this shit was weird

Man I remember when folks were real mad about HHI (RIP, LOL) giving a negative review to Little Brother’s first record. Given it was HHI no one should have been reading that shit anyway but the HII POSSIBLY RACIST DRAMA surrounding it was way more interesting than the hype would have been otherwise (zzz group brings back tribe vibe but with fruity loops beats??) which was good because the album was pretty solid w/ some real stand out joints on it too.

One of the standouts was “Speed” & it had this weird-ass video with ‘serious rap heads’ LB clowning girls on the bus who happen to like popular R&B. Also, there is a joke where Nelly is called “Smelly.” So bizarre. Don’t think this video has aged particularly well, song still sounds hot though.

stat quo – checks and balance


This is a real interesting mixtape for a bunch of reasons, but mostly it’s just a different kind of southern rap without being boring. I remember the rap dude at my college radio station pushing Stat Quo back in ’03 (he was glad to find someone else bumping “What We Do” at the time) & telling me how big dude was gonna be, even tho his name sucked. but then stat signed to Aftermath (death knell right there). Seems so perfect that here we are six years later bumping an unassuming mixtape riding soulful, no-name productions (looks like a credits list Id read over at fake shore drive — kidding love u chicago!!) & none of that tinny modern bedroom sound that’s ruling the earth right now, with Stat throwing out tributes to Premier & Pac on the same record, Royce & Phonte the only guests. While it’s not very ‘now’ it does feel grounded, very rooted in whats good about Little Brother (seriously) with a guy who has some fresh ideas to add; its obviously a reaction to the ‘typical southern rap record,’ (an intentional move no doubt), without that being an addressed lyrical subject, just an aesthetic maneuver. Best / Most Notable joints:

“Homage To Premier” feat. Royce Da 5’9 & Phonte Prod. by Focus
To be real, Torae & Skyzoo did a similar joint here worth checking out (2nd verse). But this is hot for Focus’ faux Premo beat which does a good job imitating.

I’m a Premier-never-falls-off stan so here u get the full transcription (corrections in the comments its early as fuck & I should be doing something else so ….)

Its the ten rap commandments
Number one just be a ill nigga
You-a lose, try to race this like Hilfiger
I’m so ghetto with the fo-metal
Sho nuff blowin up on challengers like the ’84 shuttle
fuck the count, nigga prem like a triple-beam
sicker than sickle-cell a picture listenin to sickle sing [?]
kick in the door wavin the four clad in navy velour wax niggas fast like shavin’ below
a gang-star nigga i’m fly i’m a site i was dope before escobar told me what nas is like
when i spit the gasoline see the fire fly
there’ll be nothin after Prem, this is me & my homage,
like I rely on rog, i lean on what’s happenin
got the hey-hey-hey like dwayne i’m stuck trappin’
i’m goin sick like the song DWYCK,
any nigga feelin’ big all you gonn get is a long kiss ….

Right here is where the verses start
dedicated to that classic new york sound
and it really hurts my heart
to see that people cant recognize the works of Martin
how they truly was a work of art
I understand we ain’t back in the old days but young’ns be lookin at preem funny
like he one of the O’Jays
no sense of history
see chris martin in the credits they be thinkin its the nigga from coldplay
so i gotta school em and remind these toddlers
that hip hop started in the days of yonder
any fool with an s950 can make beats
but this man took it and redefined a genre
who else can make the group home sound like pros
then make christina aguilera sound like soul
this is my homage and i got ya head bobbin’ and noddin’
so we gonna bring the scratch collage in like this…

step in my arena! but make it known friend or foe
recognize i gave you power with this undeniable flow
im invincible, live by the code of the streets
my game plan simple, no surrender no retreat
salute the treal, cuz none of yall better stay disciplined on the front line and together
now
stay tuned for the moment of truth
suckas gotta come clean when stat in the booth
its mostly the voice thats why i got mass appeal
a black cowboy 2-deep me and the steel
say ya prayers mothafucka before you outta here
just to get a rep i end ya career
been a long time comin
blood sweat and tears
i’m royalty, classic like a beat from premier
the public loves it for real
hip hop shit, here today, gone tomorrow, i refuse to quit,
it’s stat quo.

“I Just Wanna” prod. by Malaguti
Sweet twinkly soul sample going all O Jays, contrasting with the unembarrassed hollering from Stat & singsong chorus, sounding like a summertime sunny day version of “Playa Hater,” Ma$e & Puffy’s “Jealous Guys” or the the macking version of “I Hate U Bitch,” barely a rap song & more a funny goof-off track, enjoyable for its unabashed trashiness in contrast to the equally regressive but much more musically oppressive kind of shit recorded by some groups i could name over similar beats.

“Immortal Hustle” prod. by Illtone
I like joints like this that do a rock vibe w/out sounding condescending or ironic, like i can imagine dudes throwing up lighters to this joint.

“Lovin’ the Sunshine” feat. Tiffany Villarreal prod. by Billy Drease Williams
Dedicated to Pac & its got a smooth, quick uptempo fake Cali groove about sunshine but all restrained like some old G-funk joint recorded off TV to tape, then tape to youtube, 2 minutes long & 3 mins too short. The way he makes his flow hop, catches the rhythm on this so nice like sun glinting off a dirty sidemirror.

Myspace Skit
Stat Quo lectures ppl about letting the internets know when they decide to go to the bathroom. Its pretty funny.

“Pharmacy” prod. by Focus
Feelin the beat on this — the contrast between the generic soul horns & the encompassing pianos is like a Dr. Dre trick.

It’s tricky like trigonometry,
errybody scared talkin bout the economy
it aint where you been dog its where u gonna be
its that crack, they dont sell this at ya pharmacy
i gotta bright future in fronta me
made it out the hood im a fuckin anomaly
get high here’s where ya wanna be
take this crack
they dont sell this at ya pharmacy

Top 50 Gucci Mane Songs of 2008

Here’s our final list of the Top 50 Gucci Mane Songs of 2008. There’s just one last thing I’d like to touch on:

In the climate that the press— especially the music press— is in right now, I’d feel a little out-of-place, if not guilty, telling the people who run rap journalism what they should and should not have covered last year. I have no idea how Dipset is selling magazines in 2009, but apparently they are. People need to eat, and if it means Asher Roth then it means Asher Roth, and I know that’s what it comes down to. That said, these are 50 hot songs (and we had to leave some off), yet, if you picked up any magazine last year or read any website, you read, fawningly, about how any number of rappers were gaming the Internet era and releasing x amount of songs or mixtapes in x amount of days or weeks. For the Nah Right Trust Funders, I understand that their proliferation across blogs is straight (self-)marketing, but I wish someone, anyone, would’ve stopped for a second and criticized these very self-serious artists for their brazen lack of quality control. I didn’t know Charles Hamilton in 2007 and I do now, but I don’t find that particularly praiseworthy, especially when it came at the expense of his music, which is what we’re all supposedly caring about anyway. Even when guys like Freeway jumped on the train last year I felt myself respecting their recognition in needing to meet the web halfway but being let down by the way it felt like those guys were putting in Work. For all intents and purposes, Freeway put in his 9-5 for a month and then pretty much disappeared. Gucci, on the other hand, did not.

50. Gucci Mane – Smoke
49. Gucci Mane – I Hear My Mama Talkin’, I Hear My Mama Prayin’
48. Gucci Mane – Fast Break
47. Gucci Mane – Body Language
46. Gucci Mane – Jewelry
45. Gucci Mane – Get High
44. Gucci Mane – H2O
43. Gucci Mane – Yellow Diamonds
42. Gucci Mane feat. OJ Da Juiceman – Mo Money
41. Gucci Mane – Mr. and Mrs. Perfect
40. Gucci Mane – I’m the Shit
39. Big Tuck feat. Gucci Mane – Not a Stain on Me (remix)
38. Gucci Mane – On Deck
37. Gucci Mane – My Plug is an Alien
36. Gucci Mane – I’m Radric Davis
35. Gucci Mane – Pampers
34. Gucci Mane feat. Yo Gotti & Rocko – Lots of Cash
33. OJ Da Juiceman feat. Gucci Mane – Make the Trap Say Aye
32. Big Tuck feat. Q6 & Gucci Mane – Pussy & Patron
31. Rich Boy feat. Jackie O & Gucci Mane – Ms. Pacman
30. Gucci Mane – Freezer
29. Gucci Mane – Grapey
28. Gucci Mane feat. Frenchie – Ghetto Supastar / Sun Valley
27. Gucci Mane – Photo Shoot
26. Gucci Mane – Slumber Party
25. Gucci Mane – Lodi Dodi
24. Gucci Mane – Let’s Go To War
23. E-40 feat. Bun-B & Gucci Mane – The Recipe
22. Gucci Mane – I Live in a TV
21. Gucci Mane – Haunted House
20. Gucci Mane – Mr. Perfect
19. Gucci Mane – Feelin’ Myself
18. Gucci Mane – Kill the Parking Lot
17. Remi feat. Gucci Mane – Bubble Up
16. Gucci Mane – I’m A Star
15. Gorilla Zoe ft. Gucci Mane – Georgia
14. Gucci Mane ft. Yung Ralph & Yo Gotti – Bricks
13. Question feat. Gucci Mane – That Boy Bad
12. Gucci Mane – Nickelodeon
11. Gucci Mane – Like a Lambo
10. Gucci Mane – Hot Damn
9. Sino feat. Gucci Mane and Hydro – I’m That Guy
8. Soulja Boy feat. Gucci Mane and Shawty Lo – Gucci Bandana
7. Soulja Boy feat. Gucci Mane – Bands
6. Soulja Boy feat. Gucci Mane and Yo Gotti – Shoppin Spree
5. Gucci Mane & Yo Gotti – Mo Money
4. Gucci Mane – Laughin’
3. Gucci Mane feat. Yo Gotti – Light Show
2. Gucci Mane – Colors
1. Gucci Mane – My Rims Dancin’

Royce da 5’9 – A Part of Me

This is one of the weirdest tracks to do a video for but yeah Royce’s new full-length is gonna be tight. He’s one of those rappers who really seems to be getting better / more interesting with time. While I love classic Premier joints like Boom, and Royce has always been a monster lyrically, his persona always struck me as (fairly or not) kind of bland, his flow a little too measured & generic to come back to over & over, someone I could respect from a distance, the ultimate koch flagship artist. But with the two bar exam mixtapes from last year, his collab with Black Milk I posted the other day, the stirring passion in his vocals for “Shake This,” (a Premier track that isn’t aiming to sound like A Premier Track — compared to say “Hip Hop“‘s “Above the Clouds” redux) it really feels like hes hit another stage. Now comes this twilight zone joint with the surprise ending, the chorus that bookends the track & takes on a whole new meaning the second time. It doesn’t feel gimmicky just bcuz the story is so weird, dose of that pulpy midwest horrorcore. Not that this is really out of step with his background & older recordings by any means; but it is just exceptional on every level.

Definitely anticipating this record.

Check out Ich Luge Bullets ‘The Year in Royce Da 5’9 Tracks’ piece from January.

A little bit of promise but so much failure

Ok man so this is the deal I’m going to start a new thing over at somanyshrimp it’s going to be a feature called Shitty Music Of The Week. We’re going to post something that sucks and talk shit about it. There are a few reasons to do this, 1: because it’s fucking funny and 2 because there is a lot of shitty fucking music getting put out there right now. This will not just be limited to songs but also mixes, remixes, dj’s whatever. if you make shit that sucks we’re gonna shit on it.

Gorilla Zoe – I Like Them Girls

Originally to kick this off I was gonna shit on this Jayceeoh mix I got but then I heard this fucking garbage and decided it was the shittiest thing I’d heard in a fucking minute. I use to have hopes for gorilla zoe, like when that Everybody Know Me dropped and his mixtapes. I thought this dude was gonna be on some shit, putting out bangers every month. He’s got a cool voice so it shouldn’t have been hard.

Then he dropped his first album and shit just went real bad fast. Doing bullshit songs for the ladies and half ass predictable club songs. I never expect dude to be the hardest but fuck man just say cool shit on a dope beat, how fucking hard is that shit you stupid fuck? I’d find myself giving Zoe chances after being like fuck this dumbass motherfucker and everytime I did I’d just be disappointed in his music. Dude just never measured up to what I wanted to hear from him.

Then yesterday I hear this fucking I Like Them Girls song. Are you fucking kidding me? This shit is the fucking voltron on all of Gorilla Zoe’s shittiest qualities. There is no growl in his voice, instead it’s been replaced with a bloody vagina soaked yeast infection that some people call autotune. Then he’s trying to string his raps along to that bullshit melody like he wants to sing but whatever is left of his testicles just won’t let him. I can see the bouncing ball hopping across his bear trap of a cunt.

Then the fucking beat, how fucking stupid do you have to be to fucking pick this garbage. Not all the blame should fall on him because Drumma Boy is at fault for making this fucking cumstained trance rap bullshit. The only place those fucking trance synths belong is so far up your goddamn ass that you vomit glowsticks all over candy raver exploding neon dicks. It’s a fucking bukkake of bullshit that will never end.

God that fucking chorus too, ok motherfucker we know you want to be Kate Perry and make the lesbian anthem of 09 but shut the fuck up with this bullshit. I like girls too but I dont waste my time making rave music, I fuck girls. It’s a better look shithead. The target audience for this garbage are fucking guidos who want fake tans to make out while their pump their fist to cocaine fuel trance. Fuck this shit, I’m fucking done with this piece of shit. Broke motherfucker is grasping at fucking straws trying to find an audience. Stick with ringtone raps for 12 year olds, that’s all you got left bitch. Fuck your rap career bitch, the game don’t want you.

The 30 Best Gucci Mane tracks of 2008 — 5-1

The 30 Best Gucci Mane Tracks of 2008 — Intro
The 30 Best Gucci Mane Tracks of 2008 — 30-26
The 30 Best Gucci Mane Tracks of 2008 — 25-21
The 30 Best Gucci Mane Tracks of 2008 — 20-16
The 30 Best Gucci Mane Tracks of 2008 — 15-11
The 30 Best Gucci Mane Tracks of 2008 — 10-6

5. Gucci Mane & Yo Gotti – Mo Money

David:
“‘Who got mo money?’ ‘I got mo money,’ ‘naw!’” Gucci trading verses with OJ was some great chemistry but OJ is too much on some Gucci jr. shit, still establishing himself, very much in Gucci’s shadow. Yo Gotti is the only rapper that really balances, with pure Memphis trap swagger and thick rounded flow. They dropped a gang of tracks together this year & bounced off each other so well it’s depressing to think the two will never drop a real album together. Listening to them argue about who got more money over this chorus is one of the most intimidating supergroup collabs of the year, a towering beat, Gucci’s “stash house funky from them stankin’ ass hundreds” while Gotti counts “one, comma zero zero comma zero whew, zero’s still goin, my hood still snowin.” Definitely check other joints like the string-laced “Julius” but nothing caught the weight of two trap superstars sharing the stage like “Mo Money,” Gucci a loose cannon, Gotti the controlled force.

4. Gucci Mane – Laughin’

David:
Gucci’s comedic edge is a huge reason he’s split from the crowd, all morbid humor & maniacal swagger. Off the classic Gucci Sosa, “Laughin” capture the fractured Gucci humor like nothing else; carnivalesque carousel beat is appropriately loopy & ridiculous for Gucci, who spits like Batman’s Joker, a schizophrenic criminal giddy on the pile of cash outta Dark Knight but with the more manic personality of Mark Hamill’s performance in the animated series, a disturbed rapper spitting like hes “smellin laughing gas.” “Laughin mane! I’m laughin, ha-ha-ha ch-ching I just cashed in,” that disturbing fake chuckle in the chorus, & rapping w/ singular self-deprecation, “Funny money, funky junkies ugly as a mu’fucker — ‘summbitch you ugly too!’ I know but bet my money cute.”

3. Gucci Mane feat. Yo Gotti – Light Show

2. Gucci Mane – Colors

Jordan:
As a lyricist, Gucci’s been improving at a rapid rate since he first hit with “So Icey,” and in 2008 there weren’t better examples than on the DJ Speedy produced “Light Show” and “Colors.”

The “Light Show” beat is like nothing else Gucci rapped over last year: wah-wah guitar, major piano keys straight out of the scary Mario levels, synths that sound like scalding water hitting the bathtub floor. It’s a beat that’s obsessed with sounds, but the most important thing it does is provide for Gucci ample open space to spookily slur his best verse of the year:

I jumped in the rap game, I didn’t have a name yet
But I had a stupid chain and a fruity bracelet
Blue and yellow Jacob
I’m Gucci Mane the Glacier
Higher than a martian cuz I roll here round a spaceship
Yup, the dawg’s so goddamn purty
Stones same color Michael Jackson after surgery, heard me?
That my watch is gorgeous, all the diamonds flawless
My jewelry box retarded
That’s how you know I’m ballin’
My bracelet humongous, go up to my armpit
Diamond watchers watch us so we turned on the light switch

“Colors” is equally sinister, and it finds Gucci treading on Young Dro’s well-established car-talk territory over swooping, melodramatic strings: “Paint like Play-Doh/ The Alfredo Lambo/ The shrimp scampi Chevy/ and the guts look like egg yolk.” But where Young Dro always sounds thrilled to be showing off how he can let words tangle and sentences eat themselves, Gucci raps these (incredible) similes in a sedated, solemn way, like he’s a. incredibly stoned and b. not even remotely impressed by his own work. His demeanor, in a way, is like that of a serial killer: going through the motions maybe, but it’s still murder.

1. Gucci Mane – My Rims Dancin’

David:
“My Rims Dancin’” captures the uncut, hard-as-fuck “Ridin Spinners” vibe like nothing 3-6 has done since that time. It’s by miles my most replayed Gucci joint in ’08, especially the version that opened up Bigga Rankin’s From Zone 6 to Duval, not-so-coincidentally the best Gucci mixtape I heard all last year. (Best sequenced, best selection, most diverse, most comprehensive w/out ditching songs for verses. We actually did some affirmative action on this list so it wasn’t dominated by joints Rankin had picked [RIP "On Deck," "Body Language"]).

My Rims Dancin: Rankin drops those reggae air horns, gun shots & sirens, restarts the track & repeats the raw unapologetic opening line, emphasizing the stabbing cyclical “Like Whoa” strings & thumping triplet bassline, Gucci dropping that “I might be ugly but my car handsome, I might can’t dance but my rims can!!” sideways-grinning self-awareness, combined with that dont-give-a-fuck menacing ruggedness, combined with his 50 Cent-like ear for a perfect hook. But he’s not just ridin spinners, cuz its Gucci; all unique imagery, his rims dance like go-go dancers, one forward & one backward, it might be hood but its still foreign, “place ya hand down there & chop ya damn hands off!!!”

Yo for real if you dont think this is Gucci track of the year I dont give a fuck. Download this shit & figure it out for yourself, he only released a million joints this year:

Best Gucci Mixtapes ’08
1. Bigga Rankin – Zone 6 to Duval
2. DJ Scream – Gucci Sosa
3. DJ Ace – Mr. Perfect
4. DJ Drama – Gangsta Grillz: The Movie
5. Any of the Wilt Chamberlain joints, esp. the first three.

The 30 Best Gucci Mane tracks of 2008 — 10-6

The 30 Best Gucci Mane Tracks of 2008 — Intro
The 30 Best Gucci Mane Tracks of 2008 — 30-26
The 30 Best Gucci Mane Tracks of 2008 — 25-21
The 30 Best Gucci Mane Tracks of 2008 — 20-16
The 30 Best Gucci Mane Tracks of 2008 — 15-11

10. Gucci Mane – Hot Damn

David:
When i was a kid we used to take trips to ‘the country’ where my aunt lived; my older cousins once bet me I wouldnt grab onto the electric fence designed to keep the cows from hitting the road; I grabbed on, not feeling anything, & then got jolted by the charge, which felt like this guitar’s low dull buzz; we also chilled on the paint chip-flecked porch, chewing on grass, sun in our eyes, finding garden snakes (same cousins killed one by leaving it draped on that fence). No sympathy, but this beat is a symphony. This song is about all that. Another Speedy track, a rap music outhouse, with all the backwoods stilted funkyness of “I Move Chickens,” plus buzzing fly FX, buzzing guitar and a buzzing vocal sample that morphs into “Goooooottttdamn! SHIIeeeIIIeeeIIT!” Gucci’s flow fits this kinda straight-up dirt-road-dusty country beat so perfectly its uncanny. Gucci mane in the party, whoa-oh kemosabe.

9. Sino feat. Gucci Mane and Hydro – I’m That Guy

David:
One of the hardest tracks out, this joint knocks like a motherfucker. At this point u should be used to Gucci, feeling the flow; when u hear a competent verse open the track, it’s practically impossible not to anticipate Gucci’s distinctive stubbornness, that congested vocal. Then the second chorus hits & Gucci’s “YeaaaAAAHHHHHHHhhhhh” rides the back like a cosine wave (who thinks that rumor about Jeezy getting his adlibs from Gucci is true?? definitely believable). Then his verse: “I’m so brand new, girl that’s so true! I’m really feelin Cinderella just has lost her shoe” (maybe?? post corrections in the comments). It’s hard to say Gucci’s flow is ‘lazy’ — anyone ever digging jazz knows the diff between swing & dragging. This track is all adrenaline but Gucci retains his slurred style thruout without sounding boring for a moment.

8. Soulja Boy feat. Gucci Mane and Shawty Lo – Gucci Bandana

7. Soulja Boy feat. Gucci Mane – Bands

6. Soulja Boy feat. Gucci Mane and Yo Gotti – Shoppin Spree

Jordan:
Gucci briefly inhabiting Soulja Boy’s universe was the best thing that happened to either in 2008. On “Bands” Gucci manhandles Soulja Boy’s hooky keyboard beat, using its stutter as a guide to play Lincoln Logs with syllables: “You’re a funny bunny junkie/ funky from my homie, homie/ I got so much jewelry on me/ I be even hating on me”; “I’m from another planet, dammit/ two clips in my Pelle jacket” etc. “Gucci Bandana,” with its spare elastic bounce, finds Gucci at his silliest, which is never not welcome: “Pull up to the hood/ stop and let them jock Gucci/ Broads jock Gucci cuz Gucci just Gucci.”

And while those two provided for Gucci a new look outside of his chosen production style of 08— the tinny monoliths of Zaytoven and Drumma Boy— it was “Shopping Spree” that clocked in as my favorite Gucci track of 08. The Mr. Hanky beat one ups both producers on their home court, and after a startlingly nasty first verse from Soulja Boy, Gucci immediately breaks the backboard: “From my Cutlass to a Chevy/ Chevy to a Lamborghini/ You can’t be me or see me unless you see me on TV/ Shiny and greasy I wonder if Stevie Wonder could see me/ necklace a jungle of Veev-es check my selection of pieces.” And though that line reads incredibly, it sounds so much better to hear Gucci’s flow flipped up and down the beat. Also, don’t underestimate what being the first major rapper to work with rap’s most maligned artist says about Gucci or his work ethic.